Black Suite With Green Shirt

Before the disaster I was the number one problem UX Designer

With the imminent end of the world, why do not fool ourselves, this is it and everything will start from the recent shift of the Earth, which is very serious thing and that is why no one will say, in this situation of imminent threat, I said, I have asked here is what will serve me in life to have developed the skills to be "user experience designer. "
When everything is on fire, there will be no electricity or running water or even less internet, but life will consist of a daily struggle for a can of baked tripe (expired), what will I need to know how to convince people to go on this website and maybe even talk about it on Facebook? No, but I say, we realize what a job like this is completely disconnected from reality? is to convince people to read something that is written in a place that does not exist because, say, if the power fails suddenly disappears . But as in the case of television, where - for example - if the lights go out you can not see this screen. What is actually in the studio, does not move, and if you can see the light back on again. No, a website does not exist just anywhere, it's just a neat row of electrons that do not bring anything back messy as they like, and so people there can not "go." But we try to bring the same, and also to ensure that these people will then talk in other places that do not exist but which, obstinately and despite this obvious consideration, are full of people (but, remember, in reality they are not but are sitting in front of his PC), which suggest a story to read or check out the video. And 'as if people had taken to do no more than suggestions but it is not clear by whom they are produced, as all this activity is known how the recommendation made by people who never move from your desk, and then, in all probability, have a fuck to say to them, because they see no direct experience.
Now, in this curious scenario of fat people, and sessions show each other things that you miss none of them know, but nevertheless represent their world, well here is the real world all played a dirty trick moving the earth's axis, and then exposing it to devastating climate changes, first of all, we pull the plug.
So to all of us will very clear that it would be better to make a job less asshole.